Still can’t believe I got that call today. God needed his angel in heaven more then we needed you here. From this day until my last breath I will do everything in my power to make you proud. I love you so much and I’ll see you again one day Momma. Rest in Paridise. ❤️ #ForHER pic.twitter.com/w4y6bcu69v

— "House" Gaines (@HZGfrom252) October 2, 2018

obsessed with this lingerie inspired by china's kingdom of women https://t.co/9VpdXnS3ps pic.twitter.com/8eAl2G70nM

— i-D (@i_D) October 6, 2018

A gas station and convenience store owner says he's "sick and tired" of people walking into his store in Jacksonville to warm their containers of urine. https://t.co/JmDwnIyhTT

— FOX 5 DC (@fox5dc) October 7, 2018

This plumbing boss says he will not take down a giant "B******* to Brexit" sign on the roof of his company in central London, even if it means going to prison. @AndrewCastle63 @PimlicoPlumbers https://t.co/nPdDVnAvMV

— LBC (@LBC) October 7, 2018

I don’t know anything about a sign. But I can honestly say that the mumbling, fake “dialog” I have heard since 2013 has been >95% intentional lies and deception.

Mumbling has told me that a sign saying the FBI plans to kill me has been in place since 1994 – or perhaps it was there in 1994 and then again 1999, and renewed on many occasions after that. I expect the deception to continue forever. Heine man say “I don’t really notice the A”

• This reply was modified 7 years, 3 months ago by  pers_d7pyza.

The fact that you even thought to take her seriously, then interviewed her, and then actually aired that interview is pretty much everything wrong with modern journalism. https://t.co/8emgbs0Spj

— Robert Laurie 🎃 (@RobertLaurie) October 7, 2018

At #PERFTownHall Commissioner Kevin McAleenan discusses how @CBP has dramatically reduced #useofforce incidents & kept agents safe through new policy, training & culture change. #IACP2018 pic.twitter.com/uxK1HqWrSI

— Chuck Wexler (@CWexlerPERF) October 7, 2018

Spectacular @SpaceX launch and historic landing tonight from @30thSpaceWing. Congrats to the commercial and @usairforce launch / range team! Well done! https://t.co/LjGoyLC0wg

— Gen. Jay Raymond (@AFSpaceCC) October 8, 2018

#Crimestoppers | Police sketch released in connection with this morning's Waverly Street shooting investigation. The female victim remains in critical condition. Does this male suspect look familiar to you? Call 1-888-CRIME-SC w/your helpful tips. https://t.co/lDWdOkyWan pic.twitter.com/o0FomD56GC

— Columbia Police Dept (@ColumbiaPDSC) October 6, 2018

Some pics of Wayne Shorter are vaguely similar

How John Wooden’s teachings are applicable to modern NBA players, plus stories about Kareem, Goodrich, Wilkes and Bill Walton from former Bruin/Wooden disciple Andy Hill: https://t.co/bj5eWxx8vH

— Mike Trudell (@LakersReporter) October 8, 2018

I like this Pop Staples performance from the True Stories movie a lot more than the album representation of the song.

Looking for it, I came across this traditional representation of the Haitian tradition which is also great…the rhythm is super syncopated…every phrase is off the beat.

Driver faces charges in fatal ATV crash https://t.co/s1ZcPXyc05 pic.twitter.com/noOtdxS9Lq

— KARE 11 (@kare11) October 9, 2018

What can one do with the Batman theme?

Style takes a back seat to safety in building limos like the Schoharie, N.Y., crash car https://t.co/FanZIrXftY pic.twitter.com/urDSzcbYZb

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) October 9, 2018

Global warming linked to worsening mental health issues in new studyhttps://t.co/FiTaJOfu0O pic.twitter.com/nA5JVhKLkL

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) October 9, 2018

Enormous honour to launch Ex #saifsareea3 in Oman with ⁦@ComdJFC_UK⁩. With over 5500 UK troops participating along side our Omani allies, a clear demonstration of UK Military’s ability to operate at reach and a clear demonstration of the UK’s commitment to Gulf security. pic.twitter.com/54C92BX6v1

— Mark Lancaster MP (@MarkLancasterMK) October 5, 2018

“We have made huge progress since the launch of YUVA Scheme by Hon’ble @HMOIndia who has provided continuous patronage to this project and today we have over 700 youth gainfully employed”. – @CPDelhi #PROJECTYUVA pic.twitter.com/xbu1eGUnP5

— Delhi Police (@DelhiPolice) October 8, 2018

Mayor Tomlinson receives the "Women American History Award" from the Daughters of the American Revolution Oglethorpe Chapter for Mayor Tomlinson's instrumental efforts in saving Sweet Briar College. What an honor to receive this recognition supporting the advancement of women! pic.twitter.com/2XKcJur1G1

— Teresa Tomlinson (@teresatomlinson) October 3, 2018

Remember what you fight for and remember where you came from.

Stay motivated, Marines! pic.twitter.com/hI6ggsgCW8

— U.S. Marines (@USMC) October 8, 2018

1982: President Reagan speaks to a crowd at NASA's Dryden Flight Research Center (now @NASAArmstrong) after the landing of STS-4 on July 4. L-R: STS-4 Columbia astronauts Thomas K. Mattingly and Henry W. Hartsfield, Jr; Mrs. Reagan; & NASA Administrator James Beggs. #NASA60th pic.twitter.com/D3FOJIguRb

— Sci,Space,&Tech Cmte (@HouseScience) October 1, 2018

Notre nouveau Guillaume Durand #bravoguillaume. Devenez vous aussi animateur de la matinale de @radioclassique. Rdv aux @lesechos!! @lvmh #jplvmh pic.twitter.com/AmpgatN8zr

— 🎼 Radio Classique 🗞️ (@radioclassique) October 12, 2018

Guillaume Machaut’s Messe de Nostre Dame is one of the oldest known musical scores created by a single composer & surviving in something close to its original manuscript form. The style is challenging for a listener expecting harmonic chords with simple melodies – here there is a set of relatively complicated modal melodies which only create incidental harmonies in passing. In that way it is more like a Bartok string quartet or an Indian classical raga than the kind of thing one expects from 18thC or 19thC classical music.

Cheyenne, WY woman sentenced to 5+ years in prison for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine following @ATF_Denver, WY Div of Criminal Investigation, Northern CO Drug Task Force & @DEAHQ investigation. https://t.co/R3XhpMP72b pic.twitter.com/5J6jc5kkGK

— ATF Denver (@ATF_Denver) October 12, 2018

#AirForceCommandersConference : The two day Air Force Commanders’ conference concluded today at Air HQ (VB), New Delhi.
Gen Bipin Rawat, Chief of the Army Staff, addressed & interacted with the IAF Commanders, today. pic.twitter.com/2RIvekmFe8

— Indian Air Force (@IAF_MCC) October 12, 2018

Yesterday I visited Airxcel, a Wichita-based company that designs and manufactures air conditioners, water heaters, cooking appliances and more for recreational vehicles. We talked about the growing economy, tariffs and positive impact of the USMCA trade agreement. #WheresRon pic.twitter.com/X0bArgZYRR

— Rep. Ron Estes (@RepRonEstes) October 12, 2018

MISSING PERSON ALERT: Mason City, IA, (Iowa) PD is looking for assistance in locating Alonzo Higgins, 27, 5’11”, 170 lbs., brown hair. Last seen boarding a bus to Minneapolis Oct. 1, did not return on Oct. 5 as scheduled. Call 911 with any info. https://t.co/LIRy9bzRam pic.twitter.com/yR4eo9xgRd

— Minnesota BCA (@MnDPS_BCA) October 9, 2018

In September, the Federal Reserve announced another increase in its benchmark interest rate. Here’s what that means for stocks, bonds, and the market in the long-run. https://t.co/Y41l1Vj1uy

— CS Monitor (@csmonitor) October 13, 2018

Over 13,000 law enforcement officers are trained to perform a Standardized Field Sobriety Test (SFST) and over 800 are certified Drug Recognition Experts (DRE). #DontDriveHigh pic.twitter.com/UjM00REwsM

— Public Safety Canada (@Safety_Canada) October 12, 2018

I looked up “Brave Captain” for the lyrics. But the sound quality is pretty good on this early street skating video presentation & street scenes are interesting to people that have visited a locale.

Expanded Estimated Restoration Times for the areas surrounding Columbus, Macon, Savannah and Valdosta can be found in the attached images. If your area is not listed, please continue to check https://t.co/Q1gIGDlLqD for updates. pic.twitter.com/1GfxJ8WxdA

— Georgia Power (@GeorgiaPower) October 12, 2018

A huge thank you to Savannah State Univeristy for the student gift bags. I can’t wait to get our RAMS back home though! #ThankfulinAlbany

— AlbanyStatePrez (@AlbanyStatePrez) October 12, 2018

NYPD cops are ready for anything at anytime — on duty and off. Their ability to stay calm, utilize their training and save lives is second to none.
Outstanding work, Gary and Marco. We’re all proud of you! https://t.co/ZciLQRkjGC

— Chief Terence Monahan (@NYPDChiefofDept) October 12, 2018

911 call released of woman calling police on black man who was babysitting two white children https://t.co/xvLjsUfH2y

— The Independent (@Independent) October 14, 2018

What a shock! Israel's leading airline El Al warns all Israeli airlines will stop flying from Jan. 1, 2019 because the gov't decides not to employ security workers anymore at foreign airports https://t.co/m1J27bJXBL pic.twitter.com/7e0y4t1a9m

— China Xinhua News (@XHNews) October 14, 2018

Which pastors approve of Trump's job performance?

86% of Pentecostals
68% of Baptists
41% of Lutheran
28% of Presbyterian/Reformed
25% of Methodistshttps://t.co/fuMfMIxn1W

— Christianity Today (@CTmagazine) October 11, 2018

Prayers for Alex Lewis. Didn't see much happen there, but cart is out and they removed his facemask. Scary stuff. #Ravens, #Titans players looking on, concerned.

— Steve Layman (@SteveLayman) October 14, 2018

Haagse steker Malek F. voor rechter om mogelijk terroristisch motief https://t.co/7zrwsjlrov

— De Telegraaf (@telegraaf) October 15, 2018

Yes I think hemoptysis mentioned by @SergioPinski had nothing to do with venoplasty #EPeeps https://t.co/T4EVkEsgbn

— Seth J Worley MD (@seth_j_worley) October 14, 2018

ABC Columbia at the State Fair: Chainsaw Carving Exhibit https://t.co/RlJo2Auevm #SCStateFair pic.twitter.com/ITwF5Smd8K

— ABC Columbia (@abc_columbia) October 15, 2018

Florida Forest Service Gold Incident Management Team discusses tomorrow's Urban Search and Rescue mission for #HurricaneMichael during a Command and General Staff Meeting pic.twitter.com/dfV1VUDrj9

— FL Forest Service (@FLForestService) October 13, 2018

The director of “Gomorrah” has made a tragicomedy about a dog-groomer https://t.co/Bx9FdLNB18 From @1843mag

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) October 15, 2018

WATCH: President Trump once offered Elizabeth Warren $1 million to the charity of her choice if a DNA test could prove she's Native American. Now, she claims she has one, but he says that never happened.https://t.co/EDRbwuTVSR pic.twitter.com/393r7xRimT

— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 15, 2018

Our team is pleased to continue our relationship with @AfricanParks for its GeoSuite Solution. Park Rangers & other staffers, who currently manage 15 parks, use GeoSuite to access & organize critical information for the fight against wildlife poaching. https://t.co/0LzpIRWVvj

— General Dynamics Mission Systems (@GDMS) October 15, 2018

BREAKING ASC jobs losses.
Electrical Union fuming as another 43 sparkies to go. They only had a meeting with company yesterday with no mention of today’s mass sackings. Full details and fallout LIVE @7NewsAdelaide 4pm/6pm

— Mike Smithson (@mikesmithson7) October 16, 2018

Alec Baldwin's ABC talk show tanks in ratings, ranks below CW on Sunday night https://t.co/fPK8m5YtIv

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 16, 2018

Please share this video from @ACC_Commander and help us get the word out. We will continue to share information as we get it. pic.twitter.com/fpE4ts95ls

— Dr. Heather Wilson (@SecAFOfficial) October 12, 2018

Holiday In The Sun lyrics

Word War 3: Iran increases ballistic missile range as amid growing anger over US sanctions https://t.co/jnQT9lm9jP pic.twitter.com/iXaShf8K4c

— Daily Express (@Daily_Express) October 16, 2018

The resumption of four Eight Mile Plains properties for the Metro project has been approved by Brisbane City Council https://t.co/gXU7ml1g75 #QLD

— The Courier-Mail (@couriermail) October 16, 2018

What you won't see in the box score: How the Cowboys combatted Jags' run defense https://t.co/PrHiZri8Xv pic.twitter.com/2n4zyQ98c1

— WFAA (@wfaa) October 16, 2018

BBC newsreader reveals what he really thinks about Pippa Middleton's baby https://t.co/iDYFvIWFD8 pic.twitter.com/JYLLO0ggW6

— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) October 16, 2018

He said, as the story broke, stifling laughs: “Within 24 hours of some royal baby news, I’ve got some more… ummm… Pippa Middleton, sister of course of Kate, has given birth….It says here, given birth to a baby, um yeah… so, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge say they’re thrilled for Pippa and for her husband, James. So, congratulations from all of us to Pippa and James on the birth of a baby,” he finished, chuckling to himself.

The clip has been shared widely on social media by people whose feelings echo the newsreader’s nonchalant attitude towards the royals.

One person wrote: “I love how he couldn’t care less”.

Prince Harry reunites with 98-year-old Australian fan and introduces her to Meghan Markle https://t.co/nJS5z6tu8A pic.twitter.com/RaP6Rgrx77

— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 16, 2018

Plano says about 100,000 gallons of sewage is overflowing and beginning to pour into White Rock Lake. Coming from Gleneagles Country Club. City working to contain it, says drinking water not affected. More on @WBAP247NEWS @570KLIF pic.twitter.com/nFiIJvwnAz

— Scott Sidway (@ScottyWK) October 10, 2018

I was critical of the sincerity here:

5th Combat Communications Group, Robins AFB Airmen are doing great things at @TeamTyndall, supporting #HurricaneMichael relief efforts. See for yourself at https://t.co/EQZStuouSJ! @USAF_ACC @usairforce https://t.co/EQZStuouSJ

— Air Forces Cyber (@AF_Cyber) October 16, 2018

Which led to further levity

In Venezuela, ticket prices remain a mystery. Some baseball clubs change ticket costs by the week to keep up with hyperinflation. https://t.co/TW5OfnwyyW

— CS Monitor (@csmonitor) October 17, 2018

"#Digitalization will fundamentally change industries as we know them & at the same time, generate new jobs. Every industrial revolution ultimately created more opportunities. And #AI will be the main enabler." – Our CEO @JoeKaeser at #FortuneGlobal. @FortuneMagazine pic.twitter.com/n4DGkrRpMg

— Siemens (@Siemens) October 17, 2018

Thanks to the generosity of the Government of #Niger and the town of #Niamey working hand in hand,saving lives and defending #dignity #WithRefugees @UNHCRItalia @UNHCRWestAfrica @cochetel @UNHCRLibya https://t.co/qOecaXJQvz

— Alessandra Morelli (@UNHCR_Morelli) October 17, 2018

CIA #Museum Artifact of the Week: Radio Receiver Concealment

A subminiature radio receiver is concealed in this modified pipe. The user hears the sound via "bone conduction" from the jaw to the ear canal. https://t.co/Jo1wiH0chN pic.twitter.com/5nF0VBB5MX

— CIA (@CIA) October 16, 2018

ICYMI -> 73 years after war ends, WWII veteran receives medals https://t.co/B4wj4r1MB0

— Fred Upton (@RepFredUpton) October 17, 2018