Aaahhh…they made this specially for me:

Panthers QB Cam Newton had NFL high 45 combined touchdowns this season (35 passing, 10 rushing). It’s not a question of

Isn’t that exciting. The death anuses can hardly contain themselves, they are overcome with joy at their success -they’ve literally murdered or enslaved every woman I know and they are expecting to rape and kill me soon. They are practically coming on each other from the excitement of all this. Putting this headline up out of context on a the site of a hard news indy woman who covers international affairs and not sports, presumably indicating that they’ve already murdered her, is some kind of elegant icing on the cake in the mind of the sick bat anus man.

You are IT FBI man. The sickest, most vile thing that’s ever walked planet Earth. Congratulations.

FBI man can try an exercise. Every time you start thinking about how disgusting women are – which you do many times every day – just think about yourselves pushing dildos in and out of your expanding anuses and thinking “not is, not is”.